March 2012
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oppositerealities replied to your post: i am sad because i am hungry but it’s almost…
“drink some water,” erin says as she finishes up her slice of bread slathered in nutella…………………..
“i shall,” i reply as i return to my room with an entire bag of milano cookies………
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i am sad because i am hungry but it’s almost midnight and if i eat i will hate myself
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I’ve basically stopped posting Facebook statuses because no one over there is as cool as you are.
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ihopericksantorum:
I hope Rick Santorum goes to the zoo specifically to see the penguins and the penguin exhibit is closed.
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February 2012
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my mom made 5 pieces of chicken for dinner (one for each of us and then an extra)
I ATE THREE OF THEM
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oh wow it looks horrible
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wait what is this game of thrones video coming out omfg
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Everyone around me is moving forward, doing things with their life and I’m literally just sitting still.
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No, you can’t deny women their basic rights and pretend it’s about your...
– President Barack Obama (via girl-violence)
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I hope everyone is getting free pancakes today.
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And so begins my Game of Thrones rewatch.
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crackercolfer:
breaking news a teenage girl was cured of her clinical depression after seeing a webcam picture of a person smiling and holding up a piece of paper more at 11
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mjolkk:
oh my god i’m at the grocery store and there is a guy in the frozen section who is tweaked off his balls on some kind hallucinatory drug.
i’m in the next isle meowing softly through the cereal boxes where he can’t see me and he is losing his shit pulling pizza boxes out of the freezers and yelling that he needs to save the popsicle cat
am i a bad person
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none of my friends even knew of marina and the diamonds until i showed them and now they’re like “uhm ive always loved her i liked her before you are you kidding”
no are YOU kidding
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husssel:
Oprah: Book Club Fight Club
joshishollywood:
How did Harry Potter not even get nominated for best editing when leaving everything out was the only thing they actually put some effort into
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i had a dream that i went to some glee cast holiday party and ryan murphy was trying to set me up with cory and then cory wouldn’t leave me alone and i had to feed him cookie dough and it was beautiful and i was happy
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