The other night I’m slaving away, making a beautiful dinner for my family. My youngest boy comes in and says he wants to order a pizza. I said “No, we’re not ordering pizza tonight.” He goes, “Mom, why don’t you go and fuck yourself?” He’s nine.



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I'm Tony. I like things. I'm pretty sure I am the male version of Jenna Maroney. I was once told that I was made with the perfect mixture of hilarity and flamboyance, and a dash of gangster. I couldn't agree more.